Excellent recipe
Husband and wife talk after lunch:
– My dear, where did you find this excellent recipe for preparing mushrooms?
2025
Haircut
A mother cuts her son’s hair, and he resists and shouts:
– I don’t want a haircut like dad! …
2 Centimeters
Husband says to wife:
– Eh my love, if it were 2 cm bigger, I would be a king.
Wife replies:
Hitchhiker
A man is driving a car and sees a character hitchhiking. Pick it up and keep driving. Somewhere during the ride he jokingly asks:
The most unpleasant thing
The most unpleasant thing in life is when someone disturb you to do nothing.
Maldives or Bali
– Honey, my psychotherapist recommended that we go on vacation to the Maldives or Bali. Where should we go? …