Recover Password
I’m at that age where I immediately press the “ Recover Password” button without even trying to remember it.
2025
Subway
The subway car is packed. A man says to the woman standing next to him:
– There’s a handrail on the left you can hold onto.
IKEA sandwich
– Dear, what’s for lunch?
– IKEA sandwich!
– What is it like…?
– All the ingredients are in the fridge, just put it together!
Your dog stole my slippers
Two neighbors are talking:
– Your dog stole my slippers!
– Come on, please, I saw him when he came back, he came barefooted!