Everything from the recipe
A young woman presented to her husband the first cake she made. The husband tried it frowning and barely swallowed a bite.
– What did you put in this cake?
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Dear, what’s for lunch
The husband comes home and asks his wife from the door:
– Dear, what’s for lunch?
– Nothing! – answered the woman.
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A man ended up in the hospital. The nurse brings him lunch: a piece of bread, a quarter of a tomato, half an egg, and a spoonful of porridge.
Pass the entrance exam
A gynecologist came to apply for a job at a car service center. The mechanic said to him:
Pass the entrance exam, and we’ll hire you.
