Hard-to-reach places
– My toothbrush cleans teeth in hard-to-reach places. What about yours?
– I don’t have teeth in hard-to-reach places.
2025
It belongs to country
This world is very strange: if the state finds oil on your land, it belongs to the state, and if thay finds marihuana, it belongs to you…
Gates of Heaven
After the traffic accident, two friends arrive at the gates of Heaven. There, a gentleman in white awaits them and says:
– Welcome to paradise, gentlemen!
What should I do
A man calls the doctor’s office and asks the doctor for advice:
– Doctor, my wife is sick, she has lost her voice and cannot speak. What should I do?
Somewhere in Botswana
Somewhere in Botswana. A policeman stopped three people on a motorbike.
– Well, are you normal?! Three of you on one motorcycle?!
At least you tried
Wife leaves the beauty salon and walks towards husband, who was waiting for her on a nearby bench. When she came closer, husband looked at her and said: