A guy approaches a pretty girl
A guy approaches a pretty girl and asks:
– What do you do for living?
– Well, I’m a model.
– And where?
– Well, on Instagram. And what do you do?
2025
I can control my feelings
– “Don’t you ever feel the need to take a bath?”, said doctor to patient.
– “I feel it, doctor, but I can control my feelings.”
How can I make it up to you?
John ran over a rooster on the way.
He stopped the car and went to the housekeeper:
– “I’m sorry madam, but it really wasn’t intentional! How can I make it up to you?”
Alcoholism is a disease
All over the world, alcoholism is a disease.
Only in Russia they ask you:
– Why don’t you drink? Are you sick?
You eat the cheese
Mom, I don’t like cheese with holes! – says son.
– You eat the cheese, but leave the holes – replied mom.
I see dots in front of my eyes
A man came to the doctor:
– Doctor, I see dots in front of my eyes.
– Well, didn’t the glasses help you?
– They helped, now I can see them much better!