I went to the same school
Father drives son in the car and they pass by a school.
– Son, is this the school you go to?
– Yes dad!
– You see, I went to the same school 20 years ago!
2025
Prison library
An inmate came to the prison library looking for a book. The librarian answers him:
– We don’t have that book, but we have the author!
Glowed like firefly
What would happen if fleas glowed like firefly?
Some people would look like as Christmas tree!
Slam the door
Husband and wife are arguing and she says to him:
– You can’t slam the door as hard as I can oversalt your lunch!