2026

E-Z Lift. The chair that gently lifts you to your feet.

– Does this dress make me look fat?
– Does this tie make me look bald?
– But you are bald.
– Exactly!!

– Someday all this will be yours.

– I don’t care what you saw as we migrated across Egypt, Ralph. I don’t want to live like this.

Peaceful afternoon

– How did I get here?
– Your wife asked you what was on TV, and you replied … Dust.

– Hmm … Tastes like chicken.

Jack pot Mice pot. You are lucky today.

– Bond. James Bond
– Dor. Labra Dor.