You must be sober to drive
Milk test
2026
We understand each other perfectly
– I keep asking myself if he aware that he is walking backwards?
– I am asking if she aware that she put harness on my back?
Why alien abductions happen only at night
– It’s 9 pm, and you’re just now telling me you need a human for school tomorrow!?
How to preserve alcoholic
– When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?
– Honey, I drink so much I should be bottled.
