2026

– That little mutt?! What a joke. Talk about a bark being worse than its bite.

– Your electric car needs a battery. That’ll be $15000.

– More worms? …
– Saaaaaaaaay – why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden?

Cheap worker – bad result

– Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?
– No, but I’m concerned about the decrease in real intelligence.

– Want me to wrap it?

– I don’t know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors!

– What really happened to Tinkerbell

– I lost my keys.
– It’s in your jeans.
– Don’t you dare to bring my family into this!