Shrinking policy
– They don’t fire you. They just slowly shrink your cubicle until you can’t fit into it.
2026
TV education
– Why you watch them cookin’ shows when you know your cookin’ ain’t good?
– Same reason you watch porn.
– They don’t fire you. They just slowly shrink your cubicle until you can’t fit into it.
– Why you watch them cookin’ shows when you know your cookin’ ain’t good?
– Same reason you watch porn.
