2026

– Any drugs or alcohol?
– No, thanks… I’m good!

– Another brick in wall

– I heard they’ve been showing up in warmer waters…

– So there he was – this big, gorilla just lying there. And Jim here says: Do you suppose it,s dead or just asleep?

– Voila! … Your new dream home! If you like it, I can get a crew mixing wood fibers and saliva as early as tomorrow.

– I don’t know what to do, the more I run the more weight I seem to put on.

– Okay, okay, so you can reanimate the dead! Big freakin’ deal! But can you fix the dishwasher or the leaky sink?! Noooooo!

– Were you or were you not found standing over my client holding this deadly weapon?!!

– Where did these bathroom scales come from?