2026

– Needless to say, my husband is no longer allowed to buy me presents.

– It’s gonna take me forever to get my pre-egg-sitting body back.

– You’re kidding! … I was struck twice by lightning too!

– Nope. Fire, flood, earthquake… Sorry, but I don’t see anything in your policy covering huffing and/or puffing.

– Before you start darling – If I need your advice, I’ll ask for it!

– Your`s bag is beautiful
– This is my ex

– Maybe it wasn’t a loose tooth afterall.

– They didn’t want your decorating advice?

– What are you gonna tell your dad?