2026

– Boy, I hope they’re right about no two snowflakes being alike.

– I realize we’re night owls, Frank, but man, you gotta switch to decaf!

– Three more years of this and my student loans are all paid off.

– I think we have a mice.

– Look, Dale! We’re finally going to get off this island!

– Ignore it. Telemarketer.

– I knew we shouldn’t get a waterbed.

– Dear girls, find a guy, who holds your arm, walks with you and opens the door for you

– You find a wallet full of cash on the street.
– As a child of God, what is your next move?
– To thank him!!