2026

– I said, remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin’?
– Yep.
– These are them.
– Crap.

Your opinion is very important for us

– When I ask if you promise to love, honor and obey, the answer is “yes” not “Can I pick one of the three?”.

– “Well, your wife managed to unlock your phone an hour ago. Do you want to go home first or shell we leave now?”

– Doctor, all my friends say they have regular sex, give me some advice.
– So you talk too.

– That’s gotta be a good twelve inches.
– That explains a few things…

– I know that’s important to you, but we’ll need something else for collateral.

– Why did no one warn me that, as an adult, one day you got a little tired and then you stay that way… for rest of your life.