2026

– I’m going to talk to the marriage counselor.
– Can you drop me off at the bar on the way?

– After 65 years you still call Grandma darling, beautiful and honey – what’s the secret?
– I forgot her name 5 years ago and I’m too scared to ask her what it is!

– You don’t have to say: “Be right back ” every time you go out

Assembling manual was not clear

– I can’t remember whether I left seat up on the toilet list night

It’s important to have a balanced diet

– Just my luck

– Maniac!!