Two gifts from God
Adam and Eve are playing in the garden when God comes down to them and says:
“My children, I have two gifts for you, but you must decide which one goes to whom…
The first gift: to pee standing up.
Adam screamed loudly, bagged he had dreamed of this his whole life, and Eve gave in to him. Adam ran around the garden rejoicing, jumping, screaming, peeing on everything: trees, flowers, bushes, insects, just on the ground. Eve stood next to God, watching this madness in silence, and suddenly asked:
‘And what is the second gift?’
God said: ‘Brains, Eve, brains. But you’ll have to share them, otherwise he’ll pee everything allover here.’
Since you have already found yourself on this page by chance or by mistake, we will continue to strangle you and suggest how you can waste your time in even more ways.
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