Bad choice

A beautiful girl is lying on the beach.
A sailor walks by:
– ‘I would moor at this harbour!’
The girl refuses.
A pilot walks by:
– ‘I would land at this airfield!’
Refusal.
A driver walks by:
– ‘I would do a few laps on this racetrack!’
The girl agrees and invites him to her place. They have dinner, drink, and go to bed. The driver falls asleep…
– ‘What about a few laps?’ the girl wakes the driver.
– ‘When I drink, I don’t drive!’


