IKEA sandwich
– Dear, what’s for lunch?
– IKEA sandwich!
– What is it like…?
– All the ingredients are in the fridge, just put it together!
Your dog stole my slippers
Two neighbors are talking:
– Your dog stole my slippers!
– Come on, please, I saw him when he came back, he came barefooted!
Everything from the recipe
A young woman presented to her husband the first cake she made. The husband tried it frowning and barely swallowed a bite.
– What did you put in this cake?
Dear, what’s for lunch
The husband comes home and asks his wife from the door:
– Dear, what’s for lunch?
– Nothing! – answered the woman.
Post stamp
A man ended up in the hospital. The nurse brings him lunch: a piece of bread, a quarter of a tomato, half an egg, and a spoonful of porridge.
