Jokes

A husband and wife lie in bed, and the husband whispers into the wife’s ear:
– Do you want to play a doctor?
– Do you want state or private? – the woman asks him.

The husband discovered that his wife was cheating on him with another man and was raging around the house. At one point, he defiantly stood in front of her and asked:
– “Please tell me what he has that I don’t have?”

A boy asks his father:
– “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
Dad replies:
– “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,”
After dinner the father asks:

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store.
When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
I said, – “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.”