Do you want to play

A husband and wife lie in bed, and the husband whispers into the wife’s ear:

– Do you want to play a doctor?

– Do you want state or private? – the woman asks him.

– What do you mean? – asks the husband.

– Well, if you want a state one, then you will have to wait 2-3 months, and if you want a private one, it will cost you 100 euros. – says his wife.