Jokes

Some days, it’s not easy to find a reason to smile. But we’re here to lighten the mood and put a smile on your face with the best funny jokes around!

Cough

Cough

A zoo keeper calls the vet:
– The elephant is coughing. What should I do?

Bonuses

Bonuses

Chief physician:
– Bonuses will only be paid for regular patients.

A woman calls 911

A woman calls 911

Help, my husband drank gasoline and is now running around the yard!

Desert Direction

Desert Direction

Two exhausted men are walking through the desert and meet a Bedouin. They ask him where the weather is, and he answers them:

Right location

Right location

Grandma goes to the cemeteries and asks the gravedigger:
– Son, do you know where the grave no 64 is?