How can I make it up to you?

John ran over a rooster on the way.
He stopped the car and went to the housekeeper:
– “I’m sorry madam, but it really wasn’t intentional! How can I make it up to you?”
– “Here you go, the hens are behind the house.”
Since you have already found yourself on this page by chance or by mistake, we will continue to strangle you and suggest how you can waste your time in even more ways.