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A man ended up in the hospital. The nurse brings him lunch: a piece of bread, a quarter of a tomato, half an egg, and a spoonful of porridge. The man looks at his lunch with anger and calls the nurse.
“What do you want?”
“Do you have a postage stamp?”
“What for?”
“I’m used to reading something after lunch.”
Since you have already found yourself on this page by chance or by mistake, we will continue to strangle you and suggest how you can waste your time in even more ways.