Short Jokes
Slam the door
Husband and wife are arguing and she says to him:
– You can’t slam the door as hard as I can oversalt your lunch!
Passing the cemetery
My ex just texted me:
– I wish you were here.
He always sends it to me when he passes the cemetery.
Drink a glass of brandy
If you are afraid that you will gain weight, drink a glass of brandy before a meal. It eliminates the feeling of fear.
Christmas tree
What does a dog say when he sees a Christmas tree?
– They finally put a light on my toilet!
Marriage ?
What is marriage?
It is the period after life and before death!
All the things
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.
Then I want to move in with them.
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