Telegram

A dog comes to the post office:
– Can I send a telegram?
They give him a form.
He writes: ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’
The clerk counts and says:
– ‘You have nine “woofs” here, you can add a tenth for free.’
The dog carefully reads the text, closes his eyes, repeats it, and says:
– ‘No, I don’t need the tenth, because it sounds like nonsense.’
Since you have already found yourself on this page by chance or by mistake, we will continue to strangle you and suggest how you can waste your time in even more ways.




