We master subjects:

MATHEMATICS: – we pool money for alcohol;

PHYSICAL EDUCATION – we decided who would run to the shop;

CHEMISTRY – we taste;

BIOLOGY – we got drunk, we enjoy;

PHILOSOPHY – we interpret the essence of existence;

MUSIC – singing;

PHYSICS – practicing the laws of force and falling;

GEOGRAPHY – trying to get home;

FOREIGN LANGUAGE – explaining at home that we drank very little;

HISTORY – trying to remember yesterday;