Speed limit
Speed limits aren’t rules; they’re more like vibes.
September 2025
Glowed like firefly
What would happen if fleas glowed like firefly?
Some people would look like as Christmas tree!
Slam the door
Husband and wife are arguing and she says to him:
– You can’t slam the door as hard as I can oversalt your lunch!
Do you want to play
A husband and wife lie in bed, and the husband whispers into the wife’s ear:
– Do you want to play a doctor?
– Do you want state or private? – the woman asks him.
Passing the cemetery
My ex just texted me:
– I wish you were here.
He always sends it to me when he passes the cemetery.