Box
John says to Mike that a box fell on his head yesterday…
– Â Darling, what delicious soup you made today! New recipe?
– Â No, honey, I just washed the pot.
Sharks can smell blood from 5 kilometres away. You just cut yourself with a razor, and the shark has already called a taxi.
It’s nice to find 100 euros in a coat pocket. And this is only my first day working in the cloakroom.
In the shop, I asked the young saleswoman whether these were hind legs or front legs…