Do you want to play
A husband and wife lie in bed, and the husband whispers into the wife’s ear:
– Do you want to play a doctor?
– Do you want state or private? – the woman asks him.
2025
Passing the cemetery
My ex just texted me:
– I wish you were here.
He always sends it to me when he passes the cemetery.
Drink a glass of brandy
If you are afraid that you will gain weight, drink a glass of brandy before a meal. It eliminates the feeling of fear.
Christmas tree
What does a dog say when he sees a Christmas tree?
– They finally put a light on my toilet!
Cheating
The husband discovered that his wife was cheating on him with another man and was raging around the house. At one point, he defiantly stood in front of her and asked:
– “Please tell me what he has that I don’t have?”