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– Darling, I’m wet.
– Would you like a paper towel?

Husband and wife are arguing:
– You spend all your money on drinking, says the woman …

The policeman stops the drunk and asks him:
– Where are you going at this time of night? …

A woman came to visit her husband in prison and asked him: …

The teacher says to little Bill:
– Bill, close the window, it’s cold outside! …