Right location
Grandma goes to the cemeteries and asks the gravedigger:
– Son, do you know where the grave no 64 is?
Doctor vs colonel
– Neighbor! Are you not sick?
– Why sick?
– Well, I see that young doctor comes to you every evening.
Beat the carpet
– Mom, why are you yelling at the father?
– To beat the carpet!
– Well, he said he would. …
Frozen look and not breathing
There are two hunters in the forest, when one of them suddenly falls to the ground with a frozen look and not breathing. The friend calls 911 immediately: …
Why your dog does not take eyes from me
Son-in-law came to his mother-in-law’s house for dinner, and while they were having dinner, the mother-in-law’s dog did not take his eyes off him.
Encyclopedia Britannica
I am selling the entire “Encyclopedia Britannica”. It has not been used, my wife knows everything.