Pass the entrance exam
A gynecologist came to apply for a job at a car service center. The mechanic said to him:
Pass the entrance exam, and we’ll hire you.
Unique thing
A newspaper is a unique thing: it’s a tablecloth, a fly swatter, a fan, toilet paper, a hat, an umbrella, and you can even read it.
Hard-to-reach places
– My toothbrush cleans teeth in hard-to-reach places. What about yours?
– I don’t have teeth in hard-to-reach places.
It belongs to country
This world is very strange: if the state finds oil on your land, it belongs to the state, and if thay finds marihuana, it belongs to you…
Gates of Heaven
After the traffic accident, two friends arrive at the gates of Heaven. There, a gentleman in white awaits them and says:
– Welcome to paradise, gentlemen!