Car navigation
Man was driving in a car with a car navigation.
The car navigator said:
– “Dude, do not drive 60 km per hour, the limit is 50.”
The second time the car navigator said:
A guy approaches a pretty girl
A guy approaches a pretty girl and asks:
– What do you do for living?
– Well, I’m a model.
– And where?
– Well, on Instagram. And what do you do?
I can control my feelings
– “Don’t you ever feel the need to take a bath?”, said doctor to patient.
– “I feel it, doctor, but I can control my feelings.”
How can I make it up to you?
John ran over a rooster on the way.
He stopped the car and went to the housekeeper:
– “I’m sorry madam, but it really wasn’t intentional! How can I make it up to you?”
Alcoholism is a disease
All over the world, alcoholism is a disease.
Only in Russia they ask you:
– Why don’t you drink? Are you sick?