Jokes

The daughter says to her mother in an excited voice:
Mom, my boyfriend proposed to me, but I don’t know what to do… He didn’t even know me properly…

Two friends talking:
– “My older son looks exactly like me.”
– “It is due to the influence of the genetic factor!”
– “Then why does the younger …

Now in his later years, John went to see a doctor because of his pain:
– Doctor, my left leg hurts every day!
– Well, My John, it’s because of age.

Son asks her mother:
– Mom, why did dad leave?
– Son, do you know how to delete messages on Viber?
– I know!

A woman came to the fortune teller and paid her 200 euros.
– What do the cards say, how is my husband?
– They say he will die soon!

Two friends are in quarantine due to corona, so they only talk via Viber:
– Do you wear masks when you go to the store? – One asks the other.
– Ohh… even more,