Jokes

Two exhausted men are walking through the desert and meet a Bedouin. They ask him where the weather is, and he answers them:

Grandma goes to the cemeteries and asks the gravedigger:
– Son, do you know where the grave no 64 is?

– Neighbor! Are you not sick?
– Why sick?
– Well, I see that young doctor comes to you every evening.

– Mom, why are you yelling at the father?
– To beat the carpet!
– Well, he said he would. …

There are two hunters in the forest, when one of them suddenly falls to the ground with a frozen look and not breathing. The friend calls 911 immediately: …

Son-in-law came to his mother-in-law’s house for dinner, and while they were having dinner, the mother-in-law’s dog did not take his eyes off him.

In the optician’s shop. The woman turns to her husband.
– I am in doubt, with this one I look ugly but they are cheap, with this other one I look …

The husband comes home late and sees a message from his wife on the fridge:
– I’ve had enough! This doesn’t work, I’m leaving!

The man buried his wife, did everything at the cemetery and came home.
When he entered the house, the sky broke down, it started to rain, lightning, thunder…