Jokes

A woman came to visit her husband in prison and asked him: …

The teacher says to little Bill:
– Bill, close the window, it’s cold outside! …

The ideal employee, according to employers: …

The farmer has completely worn me out: he harnesses me to the plough to plough the land, …

When I smoke on the balcony, I never throw cigarette butts down because I’m afraid the wind will blow them …

A zoo keeper calls the vet:
– The elephant is coughing. What should I do?

Chief physician:
– Bonuses will only be paid for regular patients.

Help, my husband drank gasoline and is now running around the yard!

With his last strength, the shipwrecked man reached the shore…