Jokes
IKEA sandwich
– Dear, what’s for lunch?
– IKEA sandwich!
– What is it like…?
– All the ingredients are in the fridge, just put it together!
Your dog stole my slippers
Two neighbors are talking:
– Your dog stole my slippers!
– Come on, please, I saw him when he came back, he came barefooted!
Everything from the recipe
A young woman presented to her husband the first cake she made. The husband tried it frowning and barely swallowed a bite.
– What did you put in this cake?
Dear, what’s for lunch
The husband comes home and asks his wife from the door:
– Dear, what’s for lunch?
– Nothing! – answered the woman.
Post stamp
A man ended up in the hospital. The nurse brings him lunch: a piece of bread, a quarter of a tomato, half an egg, and a spoonful of porridge.
Pass the entrance exam
A gynecologist came to apply for a job at a car service center. The mechanic said to him:
Pass the entrance exam, and we’ll hire you.
Since you have already found yourself on this page by chance or by mistake, we will continue to strangle you and suggest how you can waste your time in even more ways.
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