Jokes

Gates of Heaven
After the traffic accident, two friends arrive at the gates of Heaven. There, a gentleman in white awaits them and says:
– Welcome to paradise, gentlemen!

What should I do
A man calls the doctor’s office and asks the doctor for advice:
– Doctor, my wife is sick, she has lost her voice and cannot speak. What should I do?

Somewhere in Botswana
Somewhere in Botswana. A policeman stopped three people on a motorbike.
– Well, are you normal?! Three of you on one motorcycle?!

At least you tried
Wife leaves the beauty salon and walks towards husband, who was waiting for her on a nearby bench. When she came closer, husband looked at her and said:

Why are you sitting
One neighbor ask another:
– “Why are you sitting in front of house while your wife sings?”
– “So that people don’t think I’m beating her!”

My boyfriend proposed to me
The daughter says to her mother in an excited voice:
Mom, my boyfriend proposed to me, but I don’t know what to do… He didn’t even know me properly…
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