Jokes
Genetic factor
Two friends talking:
– “My older son looks exactly like me.”
– “It is due to the influence of the genetic factor!”
– “Then why does the younger …
My left leg hurts every day
Now in his later years, John went to see a doctor because of his pain:
– Doctor, my left leg hurts every day!
– Well, My John, it’s because of age.
Messages on Viber
Son asks her mother:
– Mom, why did dad leave?
– Son, do you know how to delete messages on Viber?
– I know!
Fortune teller
A woman came to the fortune teller and paid her 200 euros.
– What do the cards say, how is my husband?
– They say he will die soon!
Beans for 3 days
Two friends are in quarantine due to corona, so they only talk via Viber:
– Do you wear masks when you go to the store? – One asks the other.
– Ohh… even more,
Car navigation
Man was driving in a car with a car navigation.
The car navigator said:
– “Dude, do not drive 60 km per hour, the limit is 50.”
The second time the car navigator said:
Since you have already found yourself on this page by chance or by mistake, we will continue to strangle you and suggest how you can waste your time in even more ways.
For Example :
The list around which this issue is built reflects decades’ worth of evolution and revolutions; the entries were chosen by quality of each show.
Discoveries, groundbreaking research and fascinating science breakthroughs that impact you and the wider world.
