Jokes

Frozen look and not breathing
There are two hunters in the forest, when one of them suddenly falls to the ground with a frozen look and not breathing. The friend calls 911 immediately: …

Why your dog does not take eyes from me
Son-in-law came to his mother-in-law’s house for dinner, and while they were having dinner, the mother-in-law’s dog did not take his eyes off him.

Optician’s shop
In the optician’s shop. The woman turns to her husband.
– I am in doubt, with this one I look ugly but they are cheap, with this other one I look …

Message on the fridge
The husband comes home late and sees a message from his wife on the fridge:
– I’ve had enough! This doesn’t work, I’m leaving!

After a funeral
The man buried his wife, did everything at the cemetery and came home.
When he entered the house, the sky broke down, it started to rain, lightning, thunder…

Train station
Husband is waiting for wife at the train station and when she got off the train, husband just says hello to her and keep silence.
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